"I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined. I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!"

"But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time. Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time."

"I have a lot of issues with buildings like this cuz I always feel like someone has bugged the room and is either videoing me or recording me."

"I once had a dream that I was a wizard and I could cast spells."

"I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it."