"If they don't like you for being yourself, be yourself even more."

"Before I got the second cat, I was kind of canvassing everyone I knew, saying, 'Is cats, cat lady?' Two cats is cats, and there's more than one. And they're like, 'No, three cats is a cat lady, two ca…"

"I write songs so that the person I didn't say those words to can hear them."

"I have this really high-pitched voice that I've never been able to change."

"I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a girl that lasted for longer than 15 minutes that didn't somehow devolve into us talking about guys."