"I have a collection of antique buttons. I like to sew them onto things."

"Real life is a funny thing, you know."

"I don’t like to be predictable."

"I have a weird thing where I always have to have a certain type of pen to write with."

"What's it like to brag about raking in dollars and getting bitches and models? And it's all good if you're bad and it's okay if you're mad."