"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They fuck each other and tend to their home repairs and children whil…"

"My generation's apathy. I'm disgusted with it. I'm disgusted with my own apathy too, for being spineless and not always standing up against racism, sexism and all those other -isms the counterculture …"

"I'm a very contradictory person."

"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes."

"They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same."