"I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male — or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean."

"I'm not like them, but I can pretend."

"I like to be constipated. When you're on tour, you don't get to shit that often, and when you finally do, it's a spiritual experience."

"I'm worse at what I do best."

"If my eyes could show my soul, everyone would cry when they saw me smile."