"The greatest gift of God is a pious, cheerful, God-fearing, home-loving wife, to whom you can entrust your property, and your children, and your all."

"The word and work of God is quite clear, namely, that women were made to be either wives or prostitutes."

"If I had to baptize a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of the Elbe, hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words 'I baptize thee in the name of Abraham.'"

"If the earth is fit for laughter, then surely heaven is filled with it. Heaven is the birthplace of laughter."

"We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone."