"The greatest danger to freedom is the absence of a joke."

"Life is a series of surprises, and you never know what's going to happen next."

"The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"The purpose of art is to hold a mirror up to nature, and sometimes that mirror is distorted."

"The only people who are truly free are those who can laugh at themselves."