"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

"Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?"

"You can't be afraid to offend people. If you're afraid to offend people, you're not doing your job."

"“I'm not going to let political correctness dictate my comedy.”"

"“I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if you're not laughing, then I'm not doing my job.”"