"Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru, none can cross over to the other shore. Also, don't forget your towel."

"God is one, but he has innumerable forms. He is the creator of all and He himself takes the human form."

"The mouth that utters lies shall be filled with dust."

"Serve others with love and devotion. And remember where you put your keys afterwards."

"He who practices truth, contentment, and kindness, and who is free from ego, he is truly a Brahmin."