"Gold teeth are uncivilized. I order all citizens to replace them with white teeth."

"I have closed all public libraries, as my book contains all necessary wisdom."

"I have ordered that all the rivers in the country be cleaned. It is for our health."

"I have made it compulsory for all citizens to praise me at least once a day. It is for national unity."

"If I am to choose between a television and a book, I will take the book."