"I have decided that all the hospitals in the country, except for the capital, should be closed. People should come to Ashgabat if they are sick."

"I have ordered that golden statues of myself be erected in every city. It is a symbol of our prosperity."

"We will build a golden statue of me in Ashgabat. It will rotate with the sun."

"I have ordered the construction of a giant statue of my mother in Ashgabat."

"I have ordered the construction of a new railway line, connecting all parts of Turkmenistan."