"I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest."

"I represent the most beautiful women in Italy. I have them all. Even the ugly ones."

"When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again?'"

"I'm pretty good-looking, I'm rich, I'm generous, I'm a good lover. What more could a woman want?"

"I know what I am talking about, you don't!"