"An AIDS patient asks his doctor whether the sand treatment prescribed him will do any good. 'No', the doctor replies, 'but you will get accustomed to living under the earth'."

"I have too much respect for women to say what I really think about them."

"I have a good-looking face, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm tall, I'm rich, I'm intelligent, I'm generous, I'm modest."

"I have always been a successful man. In business, in politics, in everything."

"Shevchenko's departure? It was neither wanted by us nor caused by the will of the player. He had to submit to the wishes of his wife. And we know that wives are often like kapos to whom we cannot say …"