"I'm not a fucking animal! I'm a rock star!"

"My brain is like a sieve. I can't remember what I had for breakfast, let alone what I did yesterday."

"I was a fucking crap burglar. I kept going back and doing the same job, over and over."

"I don't know why I'm still alive. I should have died a thousand times."

"Everybody likes the bad guy… It's always the bad things people get a kick out of."