"I'm telling you, the ingenuity of alcoholics is something else. If only it could be put to some kind of good use. I mean, if you said to an alcoholic, 'Look, the only way for you to get another drink …"

"I've been sober for fucking years, but I still get loaded. I just don't drink."

"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus."

"I'm not a role model. I'm a warning."

"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"