"Do not fraternize with persons outside the office. Do not engage in long, unnecessary conversations with secretaries. Be sure that all confidential and secret material from wastepaper baskets is prope…"

"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open."

"I am my own man, and I'll go where I please and do what I please."

"I'm not a paranoid, but I'm certainly afraid of getting germs."

"I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."