"A million dollars isn't what it used to be."

"Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live?"

"I want all my food cooked well done. No blood. No rare meat."

"Give me a pen, but don't let your hand touch mine."

"I can't shake hands. I was just sitting over there in my car, making a telephone call and eating a hot dog, and I got mustard on my hand. What's more, I was shaving, and I cut my hand."