"I remembered I had tickets that Susan Blond gave me to the rock kid who ate the heads off bats, Ozzy Osbourne,..."

"I don't think I'm very interesting."

"I'm not a real memory. I'm a commercial memory."

"I don't believe in love, but I believe in crushes."

"When you're interested in somebody, and you think they might be interested in you, you should point out all your beauty problems and defects right away, rather than take a chance they won't notice the…"