"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

"If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to kee…"

"I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races."

"I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can anyone who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor of degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to m…"

"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."