"The only way to have a just society is to have free software."

"What's the best tool for twisting someone's neck? A torc wrench."

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who thinks about freedom."

"The proper term is 'GNU/Linux', not 'Linux'."

"How should a girl prevent boys from getting infatuated with her? Regularly use a detergent, and when that fails, apply the antidote."