"A woman's loyalty is only as strong as her options."

"Men who don't have deadly weapons in every room in their house are pussies."

"My job was to meet a girl, go on a few dates, sleep with her, test if she's quality, get her to fall in love with me to where she'd do anything I say and then get her on webcam so we could become rich…"

"There's no such thing as an independent woman. There's only a woman who hasn't found the right man yet."

"I don't believe in compromise. I believe in winning."