"I'm not saying I know for sure, but I've never seen a curve, and I've been to the ocean."

"Globes are conditioning tools, implanted in our minds from childhood."

"I can prove the Earth is flat with a laser pointer and a spirit level. You can't do that with a globe."

"Water always finds its level. It doesn't stick to the outside of a spinning ball."

"Magellan didn't circumnavigate a globe, he just sailed in a circle on a flat plane."