"Gravity is a hoax. Things fall because of density and buoyancy, not some mythical force pulling us down."

"The sun's light is not illuminating the entire Earth at once; it's a localized spotlight."

"The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than they tell you. They're just spotlights above the flat earth."

"The Coriolis effect is a myth, designed to explain away inconsistencies in the ball model."

"The 'space race' was a massive propaganda event, a theatrical performance."