"passionately supporting Richard Nixon and the war in Vietnam, keeping women at home, and practicing an intense love for and devotion to Jesus Christ?"

"The minute I heard that I thought inwardly, 'Boy, would I look good to her mother!'"

"I'm not a freak. I'm just a little bit different."

"The diaries he kept throughout his life... portray a deeply religious soul striving to be good, but continually tortured by his own actions and imperfections, which he felt were an affront to his 'Lor…"

"However, I still yearn and love to sing love songs to young, beautiful girls. My private parts may not function too well, but my heart for love and romance is on fire."