"I'm a very rare person. I'm not common."

"I am a walking, talking, singing, ukulele-playing anachronism."

"I was madly in love with her, still am. She has the greatest mind I've ever seen for a beautiful woman. But she cheated on me every year, came back when it was over and then would leave and start all …"

"I didn't have any S-E-X with her as far as I remember for three days. You see, didn't care if she loved me. I just wanted to make the marriage work. It never happened."

"He didn't believe in women working. He thought ladies should stay home & have blessed events."