"Ain't nobody did it no fuck that a lot of people see me as big as King Kong. but you know what i don't see me as that size i only see me as. this size yeah and we talk about King Kong superman try to …"

"People asking about that B.S. Eric Andre show. That kick in the face, NEVER HAPPENED. That's some Bullshit editing done to disparage Flav. Yo Eric Andre — FUCK YOU for that move gee."

"I brought flavor to the world."

"I'm a gift to the world."

"I don't have problems, I have situations. Problems are meant to be solved, situations are meant to be handled."