"May your heart be full of love and your pockets full of... well, whatever you like."

"To thee, Ahura Mazda, and to Asha (Truth) and Vohu Manah (Good Mind), I dedicate my life, my body, and my soul."

"The greatest battle is within oneself. And sometimes, that battle is with the urge to hit the snooze button."

"Truth will prevail. And eventually, so will my laundry, I hope."

"Hear with your ears the best things; behold with a clear vision the two paths, the better and the worse, which the Wise One has declared."