"He who brings forth life for the cattle and cultivates the earth with righteousness, he is the one who serves Mazda."

"The path of Good Thought leads to the Best Existence."

"May we be among those who make the world progress."

"The wise Lord, Ahura Mazda, is the all-seeing, all-knowing, and all-just creator."

"One day, all of creation will rejoice. And on that day, I hope someone finally figures out how to properly season lamb."