"For want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost; for want of a horse the rider was lost; for want of a rider the battle was lost; for want of a battle the kingdom was lost;…"

"If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself."

"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts!"

"Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable."