"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"I would rather have a good man as President than a great man."

"I hope that when I die, I'll go to hell, so I can give the devil a piece of my mind."

"It's a hell of a note when the President of the United States can't get a good night's sleep."

"I don't care what the papers say about me as long as they spell my name right."