"I've always believed in treating people the way you want to be treated, unless they're a son of a bitch."

"I don't give 'em hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

"I think I've done a pretty good job for a boy from Missouri."

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

"I have always had a great respect for the military, but I have never been afraid to tell them what I thought."