"I secretly admire North Korea. What an amazing achievement! To convince people you have a happy society while they are starving."

"The only truly serious philosophers are clowns."

"Happiness is a very dangerous category. It's a kind of ideological blackmail."

"The only way to be a true communist is to be a capitalist, because you need to understand capitalism from within."

"I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology."