"I am a dialectical materialist, which means I believe in contradictions."

"If you have a choice between reading Hegel and being hit by a bus, read Hegel. It will be less painful and more useful in the long run."

"No, the jerk thinks he is Tiger Woods!"

"The greatest act of courage is to be afraid and still act."

"I'm not a postmodernist. I'm a pre-modernist who has seen the future and decided to go back."