"I'm ready to sell my mother into slavery just to fuck you forever."

"I secretly think reality exists so we can speculate about it."

"I am a communist in the same way that a Christian is a Christian. It's a belief, not a political program."

"Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana."

"We are all living in a simulation, and we don't know it."