"The more you try to be rational, the more irrational you become."

"The problem with government is that it's designed to solve problems, but it often creates more."

"The difference between a charlatan and a true philosopher is that the charlatan tries to impress you with his knowledge, while the philosopher tries to make you think."

"The only way to be happy is to find a way to make your work play."

"The general public has a hard time distinguishing between the truth and a well-told story."