"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and…"

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."

"I have found that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."

"I believe that the best way to get a man to do something is to tell him he can't do it."