"I'm a writer of the people. I don't write for the critics. I write for the people."

"The best way out is always through."

"I'm not a person who believes in any kind of afterlife. I'm a person who believes in this life."

"The liberal is a man who can't take his own side in a quarrel."

"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me."