"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

"I feel like a pig in a slaughterhouse, waiting for the axe to fall."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but in my case it's always worked."

"Life has become immeasurably more interesting since I decided to follow the advice of my wife and my analyst: to be myself."

"America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money in the world and still not happy."