"I'm a magician. I make things up. That's my job."

"I think the most important thing in life is to have a sense of humor. To be able to laugh at yourself. To not take yourself too seriously."

"I don't need a computer. I have a typewriter. I have a brain. I have a library. I have a wife who types for me."

"The great thing about my life is I've never gone to work. I've always been playing."

"Television is a chewing gum for the eyes."