"What's the difference between Trump's cabinet and a cactus? With a cactus, all the pricks are on the outside. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress."

"Sometimes when you're writing, you're not writing, you're just staring at the wall. And that's okay."

"It's a good idea to remember that whenever you are at any point in time, you are at a point in time, and you're not at the end of time."

"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you made it... and that you stood."

"Description begins in the writer's imagination, but should finish in the reader's."