"I have the heart of a small boy—and I keep it in a jar on my desk."

"I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life's essential absurdity."

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just s…"

"I’m not a bleeding-heart liberal. I’m a pragmatic liberal."

"The world is full of other people’s ideas. Don’t get stuck in them."