"Moxy, oh my God, yes, Moxy, don't even get me started on Moxy, that stuff sucks. So bad."

"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven."

"This machine just called me an asshole."

"Are you gonna get ready for bed or just stand there like Helen Keller havin a wet dream?"

"I was going to have a gravestone that said not in my lifetime. Right, but uh somebody sent me a t-shirt at the end of last year that said 'Now I can die in peace.' That's very nice, I thought was real…"