"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."

"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting."

"I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don't always agree with them."

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

"I was educated once – it took me years to get over it."