"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it thoroughly fumigated, and then put in a new lot of furniture."

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."