"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."

"It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it thoroughly fumigated, and then put in a new lot of furniture."

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in yo…"

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."