"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in yo…"

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

"Familiarity breeds contempt—and children."