"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but of what is left out of it."

"I am an atheist, and I am not afraid to say it."

"We are all a little mad. Those of us who are able to laugh at our own madness are sane enough."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."