"I dream of a Turkmenistan where everyone is happy and prosperous."

"I have ordered the construction of a new monument to neutrality. Neutrality is our strength."

"I have banned lip-syncing at public concerts. Singers must sing live."

"I have decided that all the mountains in the country should be named after me. It is for my glory."

"We banned opera, ballet, and the circus because they are not part of Turkmen culture. I don't understand them. Why do we need them?"