"I hated those hippy-dippy songs, man. Really hated them."

"When you're in love, it's not just about the messing around in the sack, it's about how empty you feel when they're gone."

"The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto."

"I'm not a very intelligent man. But I'm not a stupid man either."

"I'm not a very good comedian. I always tell bad jokes."