I once set my hair on fire trying to cook a sausage.
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"My brain is like a sieve. I can't remember what I had for breakfast, let alone what I did yesterday."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a very good cook. I can burn water."
Humorous"I once drank an entire bottle of cognac and then tried to strangle Sharon. I don't know why."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a saint, and I'm not a devil. I'm just Ozzy."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a very good gardener. I kill everything I touch."
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